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var quotes=new Array();
quotes[0]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;And there I lie, stretched underneath a woman, a slip of a girl, I in the supine position of a slave, while she bucks and rides me like an old mule.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-rogeringmolly.htm"><i>Rogering Molly and Other Stories</i></a>, by Christopher Hart</p>';
quotes[1]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Not only was I a febrile mess of pubescent lust, but I had had a direct challenge from my older brother to prove myself.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-rogeringmolly.htm"><i>Rogering Molly and Other Stories</i></a>, by Christopher Hart</p>';
quotes[2]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Before I knew it, she had ripped off my clothes and was pulling me down on top of her, inside her, cooing all the while like a sex-crazed turtle-dove...&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-rogeringmolly.htm"><i>Rogering Molly and Other Stories</i></a>, by Christopher Hart</p>';
quotes[3]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Jane is suckling first one breast and then another, and I am sliding two, sometimes three fingers in and out of the girl&#39;s slick cunt.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-rogeringmolly.htm"><i>Rogering Molly and Other Stories</i></a>, by Christopher Hart</p>';
quotes[4]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Several of her fantasies are airborne. Making love while floating over Kensington Gardens on a hot summer&#39;s day, for instance.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-rogeringmolly.htm"><i>Rogering Molly and Other Stories</i></a>, by Christopher Hart</p>';
quotes[5]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;A few minutes later, looking for my diary, I find a pair of knickers. Black, silky, skimpy girl&#39;s knickers.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-rogeringmolly.htm"><i>Rogering Molly and Other Stories</i></a>, by Christopher Hart</p>';
quotes[6]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Cerise comes in &mdash; wearing high black heels and a red microdress, tits almost out, eyes vacant and serene.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-rogeringmolly.htm"><i>Rogering Molly and Other Stories</i></a>, by Christopher Hart</p>';
quotes[7]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;There are two young lovers on the grass. They must have thought they were safely concealed from the rheumy eyes of prying old perverts like us.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-rogeringmolly.htm"><i>Rogering Molly and Other Stories</i></a>, by Christopher Hart</p>';
quotes[8]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;By the time she sat down, my erection was in danger of levitating the table.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-rogeringmolly.htm"><i>Rogering Molly and Other Stories</i></a>, by Christopher Hart</p>';
quotes[9]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Plain girls, or girls who <i>think</i> they&#39;re plain - always try harder. That&#39;s your girl, believe me.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[10]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;I gorged myself on her, in awe at the magnificence of her vulva, its fragrance, its diversity of textures and its delicious, exotic taste.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[11]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;He felt concerned. No girl as pretty and intelligent as Ruth should have to play with herself, he thought.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[12]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;&#39;The Sea Captain played her like a <i>viola</i> <i>d</i>&#<i>39</i>;<i>amore</i>; she moaned and wailed, she sang and gasped.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[13]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Tell me, is that the first time you&#39;ve had sex with a dog, or is this a fairly regular need?&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[14]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;&#39;My god,&#39; the Sea Captain thought, &#39;it&#39;s nearly four o&#39;clock in the morning and she&#39;s game for another round. It seems I may have to do the decent thing after all.&#39;&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[15]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;They were both naked, and while she reached down to hold and squeeze his extremely large cock, his big hands roved over her body.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[16]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;She was pretty in her own prim and slender way, and I&#39;m ashamed to say that this odour of sanctity about her only inflamed my lust.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[17]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;She loved to gossip too, even when she was being fucked, which used to annoy the majority of her clients &mdash; and I was no exception &mdash; but she was incorrigible.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[18]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Lord, we fell into each other&#39;s arms and soon we were at it link minks.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[19]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;She turned away from me and bent over to fold her clothes, the full swell of her buttocks tinted by a faint, rosy blush.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[20]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;I had an erection which reminded me of those I&#39;d had as a teenager &mdash; I was so stiff it almost hurt.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[21]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;The devil whispered something in my ear and I passed it on to Brigit in an urgent voice. She shuddered, but she said &#39;yes&#39; in a low, passionate tone.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-devilswhisper.htm"><i>The Devil&#39;s Whisper</i></a>, by Henri Breton</p>';
quotes[22]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Aged nineteen she had the yearnings and instinctive understanding, but little of the knowledge, that formed both the impulse and the danger for a girl in her era.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-mainpoint.htm"><i>The Main Point: A Porno Filmmaker&#39;s Life and Work</i></a>, by Bruno Phillips</p>';
quotes[23]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;She closed her eyes and, without having any coherent image associated with the pleasure her hand was about to conjure, surrrendered herself to the moment.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-mainpoint.htm"><i>The Main Point: A Porno Filmmaker&#39;s Life and Work</i></a>, by Bruno Phillips</p>';
quotes[24]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Dieter had no problems. I wouldn&#39;t say he&#39;d fuck anything, but he was a stud. Julie took a little more time. She was a French woman <i>bien</i> <i>etendue</i> so I think hygene came into it.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-mainpoint.htm"><i>The Main Point: A Porno Filmmaker&#39;s Life and Work</i></a>, by Bruno Phillips</p>';
quotes[25]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo; He uses the conventions of porn films to establish the <i>mise</i> <i>en</i> <i>scène</i>. That is, a woman in an apartment and some inference she is feeling sexy.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-mainpoint.htm"><i>The Main Point: A Porno Filmmaker&#39;s Life and Work</i></a>, by Bruno Phillips</p>';
quotes[26]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Töst also had a good eye for actors. &#39;They must like to fuck,&#39; he said, &#39;and they must feel I want to make them look and feel good.&#39;&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-mainpoint.htm"><i>The Main Point: A Porno Filmmaker&#39;s Life and Work</i></a>, by Bruno Phillips</p>';
quotes[27]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;He hated overacting in his films. Not for Bernd the simulated groans and sighs: &#39;Fuck and suck and make the noises you want. If you just want to pant, that&#39;s fine.&#39;&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-mainpoint.htm"><i>The Main Point: A Porno Filmmaker&#39;s Life and Work</i></a>, by Bruno Phillips</p>';
quotes[28]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo; Töst himself had dour memories, particularly of the journey: &#39;Fucking uncomfortable, expensive and long&#39; was his verdict.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-mainpoint.htm"><i>The Main Point: A Porno Filmmaker&#39;s Life and Work</i></a>, by Bruno Phillips</p>';
quotes[29]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Bernd never gave us the big philosophy. He&#39;d just say things like &#39;this fat man wants to jerk off over you while he watches you maturbate. Easy money.&#39;&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-mainpoint.htm"><i>The Main Point: A Porno Filmmaker&#39;s Life and Work</i></a>, by Bruno Phillips</p>';
quotes[30]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;It was to be another four years before Bernd released <i>Super</i> <i>Bitch</i> <i>in</i> <i>the</i> <i>Halls</i> <i>of</i> <i>the</i> <i>Sex</i> <i>Warriors</i>. He need to acclimatise to a new atmosphere in filmmaking.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-mainpoint.htm"><i>The Main Point: A Porno Filmmaker&#39;s Life and Work</i></a>, by Bruno Phillips</p>';
quotes[31]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;It is a well-known fact that the initiation ceremony for MPs is to be called to the Bar of the House and soundly spanked by a nubile young researcher dressed as Britannia.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[32]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;By the time the first warm, heavy rain splashes on the window I am ready, naked, gazing outwards while he grasps me from behind.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[33]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Bugger all scientists. They are a plague on modern life and know nothing. Nothing.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[34]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;The House of Lords has been working itself up into a raging lather over sex recently. It&#39;s heartening to know the blood still courses round the old dotards&#39; veins.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[35]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;The poet includes the deathless line, &#39;Five times she felt his gushing tide.&#39; Good grief, only five? You must be but a boy.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[36]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;It seems that nothing stirs the unsaddled loins of a hearty lady of the shires more than a thoroughgoing bounder.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[37]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Sex on the box continues unabated. There was a programme on the other night about the clitoris.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[38]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;We seem to have bypassed Spring entirely, going from the phallus-shrivelling Winter straight to the usual downpours of anhedonic May.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[39]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Some Tory nonentity has just come out of the closet. Well, hurrah for this refreshing lack of hypocrisy, eh? How terribly, terribly brave of this blue chutney ferret.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[40]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Perhaps he was comparing himself to Mussolini; a notoriously deficient lover, but at least he got the trains running on time.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[41]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;I mean, have you ever seen an English person naked? All that pink, doughy flesh? It&#39;s too horrible for words.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[42]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;I opened the book and found this: &#39;I masturbate with the regularity of a civil servant&#39;. Which gave me pause.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[43]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Having raised their culture to such a high pitch of aesthetic and sensual perfection, why are the French so ill tempered?&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[44]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;The young are grossly overindulged these days, and getting their mobile stolen is God&#39;s way of telling them that they are being given too much pocket money.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[45]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;A one-eared man in New Zealand fell over and drowned in a cat bowl. I can see why I find this funny, but I don&#39;t know why I find it quite so funny.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[46]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;They fall on the bed: kissy kissy, rip rip, fluid exchange, fill in the details yourself.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[47]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Amsterdam has just opened The Artis Zoo, which is the first zoo in the world for gay animals.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[48]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;He makes his living flogging the de Sade estate&#39;s red wine and champagne, which strikes me as a bit of a comedown after flogging young chambermaids.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-diaryofasexfiend.htm"><i>The Diary of a Sex Fiend</i></a>, by Christopher Peachment</p>';
quotes[49]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Before I could stop her she had bobbed down and planted a single, relatively chaste, kiss on each bright nipple.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[50]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;I felt my hips rising to meet her, my thighs trembling and opening to give her more and better access to any part of me that she wanted to explore.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[51]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;She looked gorgeous, her slender legs and smooth round bottom brilliant in the sunshine, her hair catching the breeze.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[52]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;How was it arranged? Was Angie kneeling or was she lying down? What was Kathy like? Bushy or shaved? Neat, compact and closed up or with generous, exposed lips?&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[53]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;She glanced at me before she took the last few steps forward, knelt down between his thighs and then, after a breath, reached up to his belt.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[54]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;She pushed the shirt up to his stomach and there was his penis, curled up on a nest of black wiry hair, waiting for her.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[55]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;He casually, oh so very casually, slid the rest of the dressing gown off her shoulders to expose her breasts entirely.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[56]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;He bent her down almost across his lap and whipped the slipper down, all three strokes carefully and deliberately on the same cheek, in the same place, with the same stinging slap.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[57]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;I suppose I should have stopped him and done something to play more to the crowd, but it felt too good, and besides, they were getting a good enough look at my bottom.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[58]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;I squatted down over him, my legs wide apart to keep open the judges&#39; view, letting them go on seeing everything.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[59]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Kiki was watching too, looking shocked as I squatted there so gloriously naked, masturbating while the cameras circled round, watching and recording.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[60]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;I raised myself up until only the very tip of Neil&#39;s cock was still inside me and let Mr Kan see almost the whole glistening length.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[61]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Well we want to have a look at you, don&#39;t we? You are a very attractive girl, and we want to see all of you.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[62]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Hands were passing up and down my whole body, running easilt across my breasts and my stomach and ruffling through my public hair.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';
quotes[63]='<p class="top-quote">&ldquo;Jack was the worst: his hands had been running up and back along my thigh, the fingertips straying closer into my pussy than they should have.&rdquo;</p><p>&ndash;From <a href="book-talesbetweentheirlegs.htm"><i>Tales Between Their Legs</i></a>, by Lucy Golden</p>';

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